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  • The PC Snowman

    Moral of the story?

    There is none.

    It's just the world we live in today and it's going to get worse.





    It had been snowing all night - so . . . .

    8:00 - I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So I made a snowwoman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous breasts saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.

    8:22 - The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to be used to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone has been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbour again complained that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - A TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Hesitantly, I reply, "snowballs?" I am now called sexist.

    9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during a time of difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. Then my wife was removed to a RAPE (Ridiculous Ape Propounding Equality) Crisis Centre and my children were taken away by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by anything and everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.
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  • #2
    Very good. Thank you for that.

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    • #3
      Awesome!

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      • #4
        Just what I needed

        cheers,

        Donna
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