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  • Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque . . . .

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

    The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa
    illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

    "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

    "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

    "Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the German says
    unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to
    karry 5 persons"

    "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian
    customs officer.

    "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car
    and you are thereforea breaking tha law."

    The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
    over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

    "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy
    witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"

  • #2
    Very Irish.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx


    • #3
      yeah but how many in the cinquecento ????? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Cinquecento