It's All in a Word

[Perry]

The English language is a wonderful thing. Frustrating for other
language people to learn, but full of subtleties & nuances which
make it a great language of poetry and prose. And for some
spectacular bloopers! The words which others invent, or even
redefine, make for great entertainment. I used to collect them,
but I have no more space. Here's a few:

non-pulsed (non-plussed) A real heart stopper, that one.

avagadro (avocado) A very fruity oil, it seems

quattro (cointreau) Something to do with audi-ology, perhaps?
...............................Or a way to add real spice to your liqueur?

Why should others have all the fun? Let's invent some words
of our own. My initial offering:

Lonk (noun) a link that no longer works because it is long out-of-date

[Keys]

Nelipot
Digamist

Two totally unrelated words which I use.

[Perry]

So would nelipotenuse be the angle at
which one walks across the sand?

[Davo36]

Our kids say 'lousy'. This for them, is a mix between loud and noisy.

[Perry]

I pacifically [specifically] asked you for all of the details.
They were oceans apart in their understanding, it seems.

[Davo36]

I aksed you bro!

[Maccachic]

k (common text reply to which I see no point)

[Perry]

Just partially [partly] fill my glass, please.
Depends on your taste buds, it seems.

[Perry]

Is there really anythink [anything] wrong with my idea?
No - we just think differently about things; that's all.

[Keys]

You could of fooled me there Perry.

[Perry]

Get off of the grass!

[Perry]

Lacking the Knowithall (noun) not having the knowledge of how to do something.

[Perry]

Swatisfaction

That glowing feeling experienced as one
scrapes the dead fly off the window.

[Keys]

Smelfie.

The practice of taking a selfie while smelling someone elses butt.

[Perry]

Glibberish (n)

The inane waffle used by politicians to defend the indefensible or justify the unjustifiable.
Likely to be used at times such as when it takes an otherwise faction-ridden Parliament
a mere 17 seconds to unanimously vote on a pay rise for MPs, or increase the expense
or pension allowances of past MPs.