Hello, we're from the government and we're here to help solve the housing crisis.
1. Hey, we think you should be able to buy a more expensive house, so here's an increase in the property price cap. Wait, why are you now looking at more expensive houses? Stop!
2. Want to buy a new build as a first home owner? Here's $10k cash to add to your deposit. Oh and you can leverage that by a factor of 20 because we are going to allow you to use a 5% deposit. Oh, yes, I guess that does mean that you can now afford to pay $200k more for a house
3. We have a supply and demand imbalance. Let's solve that by increasing the number of people who qualify for the first home owners grant and lower the deposit requirements. Wait! Why are so many of you wanting to buy a house now? Stop!
4. We have a shortage of new builds. Let's give first home owners a financial incentive to buy them, and not old houses. Hell, let's also give investors a financial incentive to buy new houses, and tax the hell out of old houses. Wait! Why are you all fighting over the new builds! Why are you bidding over the top of each other! You are making the price go up! Stop!
5. We want the wealthy to own less property. So we are going to make buying an investment property cashflow negative, so that only people in the highest tax bracket can afford to pay the shortfall.
We want to punish investors, and help first home owners and renters. We hope you will appreciate our economic solutions for the true genius they are. Remember, we are here to help!
1. Hey, we think you should be able to buy a more expensive house, so here's an increase in the property price cap. Wait, why are you now looking at more expensive houses? Stop!
2. Want to buy a new build as a first home owner? Here's $10k cash to add to your deposit. Oh and you can leverage that by a factor of 20 because we are going to allow you to use a 5% deposit. Oh, yes, I guess that does mean that you can now afford to pay $200k more for a house
3. We have a supply and demand imbalance. Let's solve that by increasing the number of people who qualify for the first home owners grant and lower the deposit requirements. Wait! Why are so many of you wanting to buy a house now? Stop!
4. We have a shortage of new builds. Let's give first home owners a financial incentive to buy them, and not old houses. Hell, let's also give investors a financial incentive to buy new houses, and tax the hell out of old houses. Wait! Why are you all fighting over the new builds! Why are you bidding over the top of each other! You are making the price go up! Stop!
5. We want the wealthy to own less property. So we are going to make buying an investment property cashflow negative, so that only people in the highest tax bracket can afford to pay the shortfall.
We want to punish investors, and help first home owners and renters. We hope you will appreciate our economic solutions for the true genius they are. Remember, we are here to help!


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