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    Hi Guys

    A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

    She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

    "I can't wear your pants," she said.

    "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

    With that she flipped her panties to him and said, "Try these on."

    He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

    "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."

    She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damned attitude changes."

    Regards
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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