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Moral of the story?
There is none.
It's just the world we live in today and it's going to get worse.
It had been snowing all night - so . . . .
8:00 - I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So I made a snowwoman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous breasts saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to be used to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone has been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour again complained that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - A TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Hesitantly, I reply, "snowballs?" I am now called sexist.
9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during a time of difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. Then my wife was removed to a RAPE (Ridiculous Ape Propounding Equality) Crisis Centre and my children were taken away by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by anything and everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.
There is none.
It's just the world we live in today and it's going to get worse.
It had been snowing all night - so . . . .
8:00 - I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So I made a snowwoman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous breasts saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to be used to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone has been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour again complained that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - A TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Hesitantly, I reply, "snowballs?" I am now called sexist.
9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during a time of difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. Then my wife was removed to a RAPE (Ridiculous Ape Propounding Equality) Crisis Centre and my children were taken away by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by anything and everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.
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