So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
My wife then piped up how unreasonable he was being. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 15 minutes, until he sneered at us and walked off leaving several expensive tickets.
Just then our bus arrived and we made our way home. I always like to keep an eye out for vehicles with green party stickers, it just makes the day more enjoyable.
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
My wife then piped up how unreasonable he was being. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 15 minutes, until he sneered at us and walked off leaving several expensive tickets.
Just then our bus arrived and we made our way home. I always like to keep an eye out for vehicles with green party stickers, it just makes the day more enjoyable.
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