A woman arrived home and said to her husband, "what would you say if I told you I'd won Lotto?"
Husband replied, "I'd say that I'll take my half and leave and you'll need a new housekeeper."
Woman responds, "Right. I won $100 - here's your $50 and there's the door."
Husband replied, "I'd say that I'll take my half and leave and you'll need a new housekeeper."
Woman responds, "Right. I won $100 - here's your $50 and there's the door."