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    Sep 2004

    Default Paddy McGinty's Goat

    The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law
    Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

    "What's happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

    "What's happened!?! I'll tell you what's happened. I sent my wife a text
    message telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.

    I get home . . . and guess what I found? My wife - yes, your daughter -
    Jean, in our marital bed with Joe Murphy!

    That's the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving for good!"

    "Ah now, calm down Paddy, calm down" says his mother-in-law! "There is
    something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
    There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
    and find out what happened."

    Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

    "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation . . . . . . she
    never got your text message!"
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    Like it! LOL

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    like like like

  4. #4


    Very funny!


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