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Key delivered the best line of the afternoon
in saying that David Cunliffe remained about as popular a figure in the Labour caucus
as a pussycat at Gareth Morgan's place.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=10862222
Key advised his Opposition counterpart
to get Cunliffe a bell to put around his neck
At least Shearer would hear Cunliffe coming the next time the latter planned a coup.have you defeated them?
your demons
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The Rich Kids Latest Plans
Gareth wants to see the Phoenix play 'entertaining' football so his latest plan is:
Entertainment on the field:
- Footballers only use their feet which leaves their arms free ... so Gareth is giving every player five oranges to juggle as they run around the field (economists love suggesting efficiencies).
- The goalie will now ride a unicycle (and juggle his five oranges) as he waits for some action to come his way ("well, he's bloody standing around doing nothing for most of the match").
Entertainment off the field:
- Gareth is importing an elephant so he can ride it around the field to encourage his players. He will be wearing an Elvis costume with rhinestones and be accompanied by a bevy of scantily clad young women in high heels and feathers in their hair.
- Ricki Herbert's new 'advisory' role involves pushing a wheelbarrow after the elephant.
The new coach will be announced shortly and don't be surprised if he comes with a circus de soleil background.
Roll up!
Roll up!
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Looks like Gareth is out to make a small fortune.
Of course, he started with a large fortune.
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The Cats Killed Them
Monarch butterflies do not seem to be about in their usual numbers this year. Researchers are to meet in Auckland in March to figure out what has happened to them.
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Give a guy too much money and he goes nuts:
Economist Gareth Morgan has come out swinging against the Government in a blog entitled Why New Zealanders Should Support the Protest against Deep Sea Oil.
He posted the blog at garethsworld.com this morning as the Greenpeace sailing vessel Vega continued to block The Noble Bob Douglas from drilling off the Raglan coast.
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