I was stopped by the police last night just after midnight and asked where I was going.
I told them "I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol abuse on the human body."
The policeman asked me, "Really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"
I replied "My wife,"
I told them "I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol abuse on the human body."
The policeman asked me, "Really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"
I replied "My wife,"