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  1. #1
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    Default Prison or work -ironic slice of injustice...

    Remind me again why I go to work each day....?


    @ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
    @ WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

    @ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
    @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    @ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
    @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work

    @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

    @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
    @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    @ PRISON You get your own toilet
    @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

    @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
    @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
    @ WORK They're called 'managers'

    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.
    Lisa

  2. #2
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    @ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
    @ WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle - and can get up out of it any time I like

    @ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
    @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it - and can choose what to eat and when to eat it.

    @ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
    @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work - and higher pay, promotion

    @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself - and don't need any ones permission to do so

    @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
    @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games - hmmm...hasn't happened yet.

    @ PRISON You get your own toilet
    @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat - but at least I can shower in peace

    @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
    @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family - until you leave at the end of the day

    @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners - keeping the prisoners off the streets.

    @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars - and can, any time you want

    @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
    @ WORK They're called 'managers' - OK, I concede that one!

    Count your blessings.
    DFTBA

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    According to "Outrageous Fortune" you can talk on your cellphone in your cell, you can have a lingerie part in the visitors area, and you can get your lawyer to smuggle in special cookies undetected. What rubbish!


 

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