The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the aged care centre and the
Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each
and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep
your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SH#T!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the aged care centre.
It was entertainment night at the aged care centre and the
Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each
and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep
your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SH#T!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the aged care centre.
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