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    The Bride Wore White

    Attending a wedding for the first time a little girl whispered to her mother,
    "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

    "Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

    The child thought about this for a while, then asked, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx


 

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