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  • Cleaning the carpet

    Had a tenant last week text me saying he had scrubbed the flat before he had left and could he have his bond back. We checked and it was filthy. So I sent a brief reply "flat filthy"
    This produced a number of more and more pleading texts saying how long they had spent on the place and so forth. Sound familiar eh
    So I sent a one liner back.
    "Cat shit on carpet"
    back flashed the answer
    "It was not shit it was mud from our boots"

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    Brilliant. You couldn't dream up jokes like that if you tried.

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