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    They already did that that they now threaten to...

    They already did that that they now threaten to do, the poo r souls have already departed from there, the Emperor has battles on many fronts.
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    Just in time, as all ways.

    Just in time, as all ways.
  3. Thread: Swine flu

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    It the flu mate spread to the computer..

    It the flu mate spread to the computer..
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    Ugliest woman and a burnt chop!!

    An Aussie trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a...
  5. Thread: Got it

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    :) Well better to you my friend, I understand in...

    :) Well better to you my friend, I understand in the equation of our lives it is easy to remove your self from the big guy... nonetheless here is a mathematical thought and God you might like to...
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    Hmm mind went to Pull to many times... LOL

    Hmm mind went to Pull to many times... LOL
  7. Thread: Got it

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    Got it

    An infinite crowd of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders one quarter point. "Got it", says the bartender, and pours two pints of...
  8. All I am seeing on display from you is the...

    All I am seeing on display from you is the shallow parts...
  9. Now we are moving into a circular discussion and...

    Now we are moving into a circular discussion and you wishing for a longer schlong...


    I am and will change it!
  10. Reality is what you make it. I do not accept this...

    Reality is what you make it. I do not accept this one and those that do are a failiure in purposeful existence.

    Change is happening, to the brain, to the genetics...it is inevitable that we...
  11. They are both right each has their own cross to...

    They are both right each has their own cross to bear...
  12. And I see the response you have chosen is one of...

    And I see the response you have chosen is one of justification.

    Selfishness is inherent, and when we find the gene that controls it, I will be voting to eliminate it.
  13. Yes there is... It is more meaningful to put...

    Yes there is...

    It is more meaningful to put equality of every human to have food, health and shelter before any of your selfish desires and capitalistic pursuits.

    Now you may respond it a...
  14. Not really mlkmnz, You might have missed it I...

    Not really mlkmnz,

    You might have missed it I wont bore everyone with it again.

    I had and epiphany and now are consumed with establishing a more meaningful future.

    There are three areas that...
  15. I could just as easily feel similar sadness for...

    I could just as easily feel similar sadness for you my friend, but I won't I am happy for you that you have found your place. I for one am dissatisfied with every aspect of our humanity and the...
  16. No, very serious.. We are approaching the era...

    No, very serious..

    We are approaching the era where money will not be required to interact with each other...
  17. Money is evil, people that love money are evil,...

    Money is evil, people that love money are evil, companies that strive to gain the greatest profit at the expense of social responsibilities are evil, Banks comprise of all these aspects and are...
  18. The difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'...

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially'
    and 'realistically'?'

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,
    'Go ask your mother...
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    The Kiwi Approach...

    A maori boy moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

    The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

    The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in...
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    Chinaman With Swedish Name...

    This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with a sign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How in the world does that fit in here?"

    So, he walks into the shop...
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    Only the British...

    A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."

    He knocked gently on the door.

    The Innkeeper's wife...
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    Only the Irish...

    Q. What is Irish diplomacy?
    A. It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell.
    So that he will look forward to making the trip


    When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of...
  23. Thread: Lotto...

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    Lotto...

    A man asked his wife "What would you do if we won lotto?"







    The wife replied "I would take half and divorce you"
  24. Thread: 1 to 10...

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    1 to 10...

    A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well

    "Yes! Of course! My pop taught me...even more than 10"

    "Good. What comes after three?

    "Four," answers the boy.

    "What comes...
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    Siamese Twins....

    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Auckland and park themselves on a bar stool.

    One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us, we're Joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two Lion beers...
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