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    A group of retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To
    save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. But no one wanted to room
    with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
    one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first deputy slept in Daryl's room and comes to breakfast the next
    morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,
    what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and
    watched him all night."

    The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing
    -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot They said, "Whoa, bad night? You
    look awful!" He said, "Geez, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all
    night."

    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
    a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
    bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it! They said,
    "Wow, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
    tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me
    all night long."
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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