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    1. Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?

    Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

    2. Pirates buy well at the jewellers, earings only cost them a bucaneer.

    3. How do you know if you're a pirate? You just ARRR....

    4. pirates::::

    where are the buccaneers?

    under his buccanhat

    5. What will we call Bob The Builder when he retires?


    6. taking a tour through Historic Salzburg cemetery, wherever you went there was the sound of the 9th symphony playing backwards.

    It was Beethoven,,,,,,,,,, decomposing

    7. What did the Irishman say when he walked into the bar?


    8. Did you know that they play golf in Indian forests?

    That's why they have tiger woods

    9. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the operator hears a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter says: "OK, now what?"
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx