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    Hi Guys

    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He
    decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
    watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
    her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
    attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
    golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
    As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
    money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
    the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

    Men are like that, you know.

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx