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    Hi Guys

    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
    work."
    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
    everything better and I go work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house, boss."

    Regards
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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