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    Hi Guys

    The new English Paratrooper Captain was assigned to an Irish Regiment in
    a remote post in the Lebanese desert.
    During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the
    mess tent. He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
    "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here
    and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges.
    That's why we have the camel, sir."
    The English Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
    understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

    About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his
    own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the
    camel to his tent.
    Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down
    his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
    When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?"
    "Uh, no sir," the Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel
    into town where the girls are!"

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx