Hi Guys

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he
arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family
who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a
tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of
fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of
terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the
most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went
downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham,
sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was
truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom
edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's
the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that
today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for
you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a
dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"