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    Hi Guys

    It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
    the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he
    arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family
    who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a
    tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of
    fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of
    terrific fishing lures.
    At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman
    in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
    the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the
    most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went
    downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham,
    sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was
    truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
    pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom
    edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's
    the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that
    today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for
    you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a
    dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx