I believe this article I found still fits 'the bike shed' forum......

Shark Attack
A man spear fishing near Newcastle (Australia) had a run-in with a persistent baby shark that lasted 20 minutes after the shark refused to let go of his leg, reports the Sunday Telegraph. He was forced to swim 300 metres, walk to his car and drive to his local surf club before he was able to remove the shark from his leg.

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