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A priest is seated next to a burly Queenslander on a flight to Brisbane. After the plane is airborne, the stewardess came round for drinks.
The Queenslander asks for a Bundy and Coke.
The flight attendant then asks the priest if he would like a drink. He replies in disgust: "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
The Queenslander quietly hands his drink back to the attendant and says, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
The Queenslander asks for a Bundy and Coke.
The flight attendant then asks the priest if he would like a drink. He replies in disgust: "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
The Queenslander quietly hands his drink back to the attendant and says, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."