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    The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they haverequested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs,they are ushered into see the Holy Father.

    Dopey leads the pack.

    "Dopey, my son, says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

    Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

    The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
    for a moment and answers, "no, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

    In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

    Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

    Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all Europe?"

    The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

    This time, all of the dwarfs burst into laughter.

    Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

    Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are
    there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

    After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds,

    "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

    The other dwarfs collapsed in a heap, rolling, laughing And pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting,

    "Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"
    DFTBA
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