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  • What old age does to you.

    Hi Guys

    A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day, the 75 year old man returned to the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, “Well doc, its like this… first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing! We even called up Doris, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.”
    The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbour?” The old man replied, “yep, but no matter what we tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn’t get the bloody jar open.”

    Regards
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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