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    Several men are sitting around the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    "Hello?"
    "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    "Yes."
    "Great! I'm at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

    "What's the price?"
    "Only $1,500.00."

    "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
    "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
    "What price did he quote you?"
    " Only $60,000..."

    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

    "What?"
    "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

    "How much are they asking?"
    "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

    "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
    "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye...I do too..."

    The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
    "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    If I have seen further than others,
    it is because I have stood on the shoulder of giants. Isaac Newton
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