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    THE TEXT Hi Bob,
    This is Alan next door. I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make
    to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been
    trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at
    least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer
    without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day
    and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you,
    particularly in the mornings after you've left for work. I haven't been
    getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation
    was just too much....I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you
    will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it
    won't happen again.
    Regards, Alan.


    THE CONSEQUENCES

    Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom,
    grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her
    instantly. He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff
    drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to respond to the
    neighbour's text and saw he had another message.


    THE NEW MESSAGE

    Hi Bob,
    This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last
    text, I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I'm sure you noticed, my
    predictive text changed 'WiFi' To 'Wife'. Technology hey?!? Hope you
    saw the funny side of that.
    Regards, Alan.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

  • #2
    SMS (text) messages have a character limit
    of 160, so that was a lot of text messages
    to get all that back and forth.
    Last edited by Perry; 15-08-2015, 10:51 PM. Reason: fixed typo
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    • #3
      ^^^ You're showing you own an old phone there Perry. You can almost write a novel these days.
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      • #4
        You're right. MOTAT have made me several
        offers but I've turned them all down.
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