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    A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs as soon as
    possible due to very serious health risks.

    As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. “Guaranteed. Yeah right!” he thought to himself. But
    desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program.

    The next day there’s a knock at his door, and when he
    answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
    running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
    The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me!”
    Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has
    his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, “I like the way this company does business!”

    The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. on the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5- day / 20 pound program.

    The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the
    most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me, you can have me.” He’s out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another
    20 lbs, as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
    7-day / 50 pound program. “Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.” The next day there’s a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you’re mine.”

  • #2
    So what did the guy do then???


    • #3
      ran really really fast I guess


      • #4
        poor fallah
        If I have seen further than others,
        it is because I have stood on the shoulder of giants. Isaac Newton