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    Mick appeared on the Irish version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and was nearly at the end of the quiz with winnings of 500,000.

    You've done very well so far, said the show's presenter, But to get the 1million, you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.

    Everything is riding on this question...will you have a go?

    Sure, said Mick. I'll have a go!

    OK. The question is, 'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

    (a) Robin, (b) Sparrow, (c) Cuckoo or (d) Thrush.

    I haven't got a clue, said Mick, so I'll use my last lifeline and phone m' friend Paddy back home in Ballygoon.

    Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

    Fookin hell, Mick! cried Paddy. Dat's simple... it's a cuckoo.

    Are you sure, Paddy? asked Mick.

    I'm fookin sure.

    Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, I'll go with da Cuckoo as my answer.

    Is that your final answer? Lock it in? asked the host.

    Dat it is, Sir. Lock it in

    There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million!

    The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

    Tell me, Paddy? How in God's name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest? I mean, you know fook-all about birds.

    Ah bejaysus! laughed Paddy. Everybody knows a fookin' Cuckoo lives in a clock!
    The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary - Fred Wilson.

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    Yes.....got a laugh out of me and at a good time too given the stress I've created for myself at the mo....migrating this site into our new site PropertyTalk.com

    Cheers PC I enjoyed that funny!

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