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    The NZ Navy intercepted an open boat of elderly people off the coast of Cape Reinga today.
    The Navy was placed in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to New Zealand,
    but towards Asia.

    Another surprise discovery was the boat people were NZ pensioners. They claimed that they
    were trying to get to Asia because they then wanted to try and return to NZ as illegal immigrants.

    By doing that, they alleged that they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were
    receiving as long-time taxpayers and legitimate New Zealand National Superannuitants.

    It is believed the Navy gave them food, water and a compass and pointed them in the general
    direction of Asia.

    Bookings are available for the next boat out. Let me know if you want to join them.

  • #2
    nice shiny boat though


    • #3
      For some reason the picture reminds me of the National TV election Ad. Maybe a precursor for the next election.