Today the Pakistan Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar Upperkhan,
warned New Zealand to cease all military activities in Afghanistan.



He stated that if it does not stop immediately, Pakistan authorities will cut
off N.Z's supply of taxi drivers. If that action does not yield sufficient results,
Telecon Customer Service Representatives will be next, followed by WINZ
staff, telemarketers, supermarket trolley collectors and McMalnutrition staff.

If all that fails, then, finally, the supply of doctors for Auckland will cease.

THIS IS STARTING TO GET UGLY!