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    A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience
    would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do
    the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The
    captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how
    the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting
    in the middle of the show:

    "Look, it's not the same hat."

    "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

    "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all,
    the captain's parrot.

    One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself
    adrift on a piece of flotsam in the middle of the ocean. With the parrot,
    as luck would have it. They stared at each other with enmity, but did not
    utter a word. This went on for an hour, then another, and another.

    After many hours, finally the parrot spoke:

    "OK, I give up. What’d you do with the ship?"