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    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered "For Sale" sign out front.
    After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the new agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little paint there" would help.
    Pleased with her assertiveness, the new realtor was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing.
    "Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my sign wrong.

    It says, 'HORSE for sale.'"
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

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    hahah that's hillarious mate... real estate agents should just calm down sometimes