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    Road Signs from the USA

    The following are actual signs seen across the good ol' U.S.A.

    At gaseterias through the nation:
    Eat here and get gas.

    At a Santa Fe gas station:
    We will sell gasoline to anyone in
    a glass container.

    In a New Hampshire jewelry store:
    Ears pierced while you wait.

    In a New York restaurant:
    Customers who consider our waitresses
    uncivil ought to see the manager.

    On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
    Trespassers will be prosecuted
    to the full extent of the law.
    --Sisters of Mercy

    On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
    38 years on the same spot.

    In a Los Angeles dance hall:
    Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.

    On a movie theater:
    Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted
    unless with child.

    In a Florida maternity ward:
    No children allowed.

    In a New York drugstore:
    We dispense with accuracy

    On a New Hampshire medical building:
    Martin Diabetes Professional Ass.

    In the offices of a loan company:
    Ask about our plans for owning
    your home.

    In a New York medical building:
    Mental Health Prevention Center

    In a toy department:
    Five Santa Clauses -- No waiting!

    On a New York convalescent home:
    For the sick and tired of the
    Episcopal Church.

    On a Maine shop:
    Our motto is to give our customers the lowest
    possible prices and workmanship.

    At a number of military bases:
    Restricted to unauthorized personnel.

    On a display of "I love you only" valentine cards:
    Now available
    in multi-packs.

    In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
    Don't kill your wife.
    Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

    In a funeral parlor:
    Ask about our layaway plan.

    In a clothing store:
    Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

    In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
    15 men's wool suits, $10.
    They won't last an hour!

    On a shopping mall marquee:
    Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced

    Outside a country shop:
    We buy junk and sell antiques.

    On a Pennsylvania highway:
    Drive carefully. Auto accidents kill
    most people 15 to 19.

    In downtown Boston:
    Callahan Tunnel -- No end

    In the window of an Oregon store:
    Why go elsewhere and be cheated when
    you can come here?

    In a Maine restaurant:
    Open 7 days a week and weekends.

    In a New Jersey restaurant:
    Open 11 AM to 11 PM midnight.

    In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:
    Now serving live lobsters.

    On a radiator repair garage:
    Best place to take a leak.

    On a movie marquee:
    Now playing:
    ADAM AND EVE
    with a cast of thousands!

    In the vestry of a New England church:
    Will the last person to leave please
    see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

    In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
    Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
    from any but their own graves.

    On a roller coaster:
    Watch your head.

    On the grounds of a public school:
    No tresspassing without permission.

    In a library:
    Blotter paper will no longer be available until the
    public stops taking it away.

    On a Tennessee highway:
    When this sign is under water, this road
    is impassable.

    Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash:
    If you can't read this,
    it's time to wash your car.

  • #2
    Thanks for those! Some of them were brilliant!! LOL

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