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    John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
    devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
    the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin
    writes him a cheque.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
    is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
    so she writes him a cheque.

    Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard
    got to call Australia so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies: "Since Julia Gillard took over, the
    country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

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    Thanks for sharing, It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice...!!!
    If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.. If you want to be happy, practice compassion...! :-)