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Three Haircuts And A Moral

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  • Three Haircuts And A Moral

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

    After the cut, he started to pay and the barber
    replied, I can't accept money from you as I'm
    doing community service this week.

    The florist was well pleased and left the shop.
    When the barber went to open his shop the next
    morning, there was a thank you card and a
    dozen roses waiting for him at the door.

    Later that day, a policeman comes in for a
    haircut and when he tries to pay, he gets the
    same response as the florist did. The policeman
    was just as happy as the florist was.

    The next morning when the barber went to open
    up, there was a parcel of still-warm, mixed
    muffins in a sealed bag, along with a thank you
    card from the policeman.

    Then the local Member of Parliament (MP)
    came in for a haircut. The barber treated him
    the same as the florist and the policeman, so
    one happy MP left the shop.

    The next morning, when the barber went to
    open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up
    waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, friends and countrymen, illustrates
    the fundamental difference between the citizens
    of our country and the politicians who run it.

    Both politicians and nappies need to be
    changed regularly and for the same reason!

  • #2
    Hey Perry, bet they were Green MPs.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx