Three Haircuts And A Moral

[Perry]

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he started to pay and the barber
replied, I can't accept money from you as I'm
doing community service this week.

The florist was well pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next
morning, there was a thank you card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at the door.

Later that day, a policeman comes in for a
haircut and when he tries to pay, he gets the
same response as the florist did. The policeman
was just as happy as the florist was.

The next morning when the barber went to open
up, there was a parcel of still-warm, mixed
muffins in a sealed bag, along with a thank you
card from the policeman.

Then the local Member of Parliament (MP)
came in for a haircut. The barber treated him
the same as the florist and the policeman, so
one happy MP left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to
open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up
waiting for a free haircut.

And that, friends and countrymen, illustrates
the fundamental difference between the citizens
of our country and the politicians who run it.

Both politicians and nappies need to be
changed regularly and for the same reason!
.

[muppet]

Hey Perry, bet they were Green MPs.