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  • The Rabbi and The Tax Dept ;)

    At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to
    audit thebooks of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned
    to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you
    do with the candle drippings?"

    "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
    back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box
    of candles."
    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
    question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

    "What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
    to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send
    them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free
    box of matzos."
    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
    the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do
    with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we is
    saveu up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about
    once a year they send us a complete dick !!
    We All Make Mistakes Said The Hedgehog As He Climbed Off The Scrubbing Brush !!
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