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    These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers.
    The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:


    1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the
    one you just went through."

    2. "Relax, the handcuffs are
    tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."


    3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless
    document."

    4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."


    5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because
    that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)


    6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I
    want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)

    7. "Yes,
    sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift
    supervisor?"

    8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm
    warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."


    9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was
    Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    10. "Fair? You want me to
    be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
    poop."

    11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and
    my wife gets a toaster oven."

    12. "In God we trust; all
    others we run through NCIC." (National Crime Information Center)


    13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"


    14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to,
    but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."


    15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you
    know someone who can post your bail."

    AND THE WINNER IS
    ....

    16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
    You're right, we don't ... Sign here.
    Last edited by cube; 25-01-2011, 11:06 AM.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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