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    A man went to church one day and afterward he
    stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

    He said, 'Preacher, I tell you, that was a damned
    fine sermon. Damned good!'


    The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather
    you didn't use profanity.'

    The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with
    that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the
    offering plate!'


    Goggle-eyed, the preacher replied, 'No shit?'

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