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    Today's word is: >

    > Fluctuations

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    > I was at my bank today; there was a short queue.

    >

    > There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who

    > was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

    >

    > It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked

    > the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla

    > fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"



    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

    The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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