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    Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their
    carts around Bunnings Hardware store when they collide.

    The older bloke apologises to the young guy, 'I'm so
    sorry. I hope you're not hurt. I'm looking for my wife and
    I just wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

    The young guy replies, 'that's OK - no harm done. It's an
    odd coincidence, too. I'm looking for my wife, as well.
    I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

    The old bloke says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other.
    What does your wife look like?'

    The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with
    blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, rather large breasts,
    wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. 'What
    does your wife look like?'

    The old bloke says..... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for

    Most older blokes are helpful like that!!!
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