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    One hot summer day, Rangi came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the pub for a cold one..

    Twenty minutes later, a cop entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"

    Rangi called out, "It's mine, mate."

    "Your dog seems to be in heat" the cop said.

    Rangi replied, "No way. She's cool as 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."

    The cop said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

    "No way," said Rangi. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry cause I fed her this mornin'."

    The exasperated cop said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"

    (You gotta love this)

    Rangi looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx