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    KidsAre QuickTO THINK

    TEACHER: Hamish, go to the map and find North America .

    Hamish: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

    CLASS: HAMISH.
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    TEACHER:
    Rodney, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
    Rodney
    : You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Ian, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


    Ian: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    Ian: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    (I Love this kid)

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    TEACHER:
    Hendrick, what is the chemical formula for water?
    HENDRICK
    : H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    HENDRICK
    : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: John, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    John: Me!

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    TEACHER:
    Murdo, why do you always get so dirty?
    Murdo
    : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - i like this one hahahh
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    TEACHER: Jesse, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    Jesse: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Jesse..... Always say, 'I am.'

    Jesse: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

    Now, Mary, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    Mary: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Lewis, your
    composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Lewis
    : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Annie, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    Annie: A teacher

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    PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
    LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

  • #2
    very funny.

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    • #3
      Very nice... lol

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