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    Bob and Pamela have just got married and have
    moved from the city to Methven to live.

    One winter morning while listening to the radio
    they hear the announcer say, "We are going to
    have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must
    park your car on the even numbered side of the
    street, so the snowplow can get through."
    Bob's
    wife goes out and moves her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast,
    the radio announcer says, "We are expecting
    10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
    your car on the odd numbered side of the street,
    so the snowplow can get through."


    Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

    The next week they are having breakfast again,
    when the radio announcer says "We are expecting
    12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park . . .
    . . "
    then the power goes off and the radio dies.

    Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look
    on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what
    to do."
    Which side of the street do I need to park
    on so the snowplow can get through?

    With the love and understanding in his voice like
    all men who are happily married to blondes exhibit,
    Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the
    garage this time, darling?"
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