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    Hi Guys

    Some one on the Propertyinvesting.com site is having a dig at us NZers.

    How to speak New Zealand

    > > say out loud for full effect!
    > >
    > > Milburn - capital of Victoria
    > > Peck - to fill a suitcase
    > > Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
    > > Pigs - for hanging out washing with
    > > Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
    > > Pug - large animal with a curly tail
    > > Nin tin dough - computer game
    > > Munner stroney - soup
    > > Min - male of the species
    > > Mess Kara - eye makeup
    > > McKennock - person who fixes cars
    > > Mere - Mayor
    > > Leather - foam produced from soap
    > > Lift - departed
    > > Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
    > > Kittle crusps - potato chips
    > > Ken's - Cairns
    > > Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
    > > Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
    > > Inner me - enemy
    > > Guess - vapour
    > > Fush - marine creatures
    > > Fitter cheney - type of pasta
    > > Ever cardeau - avocado
    > > Fear hear - blonde
    > > Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
    > > Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
    > > Duffy cult - not easy
    > > Amejen - visualise
    > > Day old chuck - very young poultry
    > > Bug hut - popular recording
    > > Bun button - been bitten by insect
    > > Beard - a place to sleep
    > > Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
    > > Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
    > > Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
    > > Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
    > > One Doze - well known computer program
    > > Brudge - structure spanning a stream
    > > Sex - one less than sivven
    > > Tin - one more than nine
    > > Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
    > > Earplane - large flying machine
    > > Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
    >Sivven
    > > Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft Sivven Four Sivven - larger
    > > Boeing aircraft Cuds - children
    > > Pits - domestic animals
    > > Cuttin - baby cat
    > > Munce - usually served on toast


    Quite funny actually.

    Could change New Zealand above to Australian.

    Regards
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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