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    A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey
    was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a
    five metre shark. As the Pope watched horrified, a Waka cruised
    up alongside with two men wearing All Black jerseys. Rangi
    quickly threw a harpoon into the shark's side. Hohepa reached
    out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie
    from the water. Then, using long clubs, Rangi and Hohepa killed
    the shark and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope
    summoned them to the beach. 'I give you my blessing for your
    brave actions,' he told them. 'I heard that there was some bitter
    rivalry between New Zealand and Australia , but now i have seen
    with my own eyes that this is not true'.
    As the Pope drove off , Rangi asked Hohepa 'Who the hell was
    that, bro?' 'That was the Pope cuz' Hohepa replied. He's in direct
    contact with God bro, and has access to God's wisdom.'
    'Well' Rangi said, 'he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
    don't know bugger all about shark fishing........Is the bait holding
    up ok? or do we need to get another Aussie?
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx