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    A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and
    they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father
    and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

    They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
    especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
    and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'Paw, what's that?'

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,
    I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life.
    I ain't got no idea what it is.'

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
    a heavy set old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving
    walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into
    a small room The walls closed and the boy and his father
    watched the small circular number above the walls light up

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
    then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then
    the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
    year-old blonde woman stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
    quietly to his son . . . . .

    'Boy, you go gitcha Momma right now, y'hear?'