Col, the Country Lawyer, ran across an old client, an aboriginal lady,
who was beaming from ear to ear, outside of the
Alice Springs Court ...

She was carrying a sheet of corrugated iron under one arm
and a slab of Fosters under the other.

'G'day Mary', says Col,
'What are you looking so happy about today?'

'Just bin to da FamblyCourt
Col, about my deevorce, and look,
I got half da house and half da contents!!'